May 2013
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
The Fandoms right now
Supernatural: ANGELS, ANGELS...ANGELS FALLING, CAS, OH CAS WHY DESTIEL! SAMMY WHY
Merlin: *single tear* still dead
Doctor Who: *covers ears* LALALALALALALA DON'T TELL ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LALALALALALALALALLALA
Percy Jackson: La di da di da oh we have a movie coming up how nice.
Harry Potter: Wizardsssssssssss...always wizards
Sherlock: There there Supernatural...we know it hurts
Avengers Fandom: *Wispers* alive ehehe alive he's alive that's what we said he lives....HE LIVEEEESSSSS
best-of-funny:
fluffywhitechicken:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
X
Writing a novel
meaningmelody:
theoneandonlyailat:
moriarty-is-staying-alive:
careline18:
60% Staring onto a blank screen
20% Drinking tea/coffee
10% Freaking out because WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE?
10% Procrastinating on the internet
5% Looking for music to write with
5% Actually writing.
That equals 110%
duh, we’re authors, not mathmagicians.
please tell me that’s not a typo
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
Person: I like anime
Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.
Person: I like comic books
Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it's really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime
Person: I like taking pictures, I'd like to be a photographer
Others: Fuck you hipsters, you're not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee
Person: I like the opposite gender
Others: Wow you are such a homophobe
Person: I like the same gender
Others: That is so fucking gross, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
Person: I like drawing
Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN'T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw
Person: I like singing
Others: OMG I WANNA HEAR YOU SING ME SOMETHING RIGHT NOW oh you don't want to sing right now you must be a shitty singer then lol
pondled:
thehogwartsstudent:
pickpocketsbrewpotions:
improbablecarny:
Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background:
I understand now
He’s a photobombur
I’m actually crying
oH MY GOD
formlessforce:
The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them
bunch of A+ dudes
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
knittedlampshade:
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
hermione-ganja:
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
Watchgryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
anarcheluxemburg:
tsunderrorist:
if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
I needed this
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
I am Purple: What it Takes: Chapter 9-Steps →
writerlyme:
He stood in front of the mirror, worriedly straightening his new robe. It was oddly stiff and itchy, though maybe that came from being used to a different fabric…he almost wished for his old robes now, at least they had been worn soft from use. His family’s best jewelry, the…
